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Wednesday, 8th o February 2006
Four Things (Bah!)
I'm going to pull a page from the anti-blogger. Pretend I'm hip for a sec (I know it's a stretch, but bear with me). I would probably respond to the cliquey little meme-tag shit in the following manner.
Four Jobs I've had:
- Look how freaking poor I am
- I'm one of the working class - at least I was for the summer between my sophmore and junior year of college
- I'm not a classist bastard
- I'm interesting, I swear - I had a bunch of jobs, see?
Four Movies I can watch over and over
- I'm artsy
- I'm deep
- I can play populist too
- But
deep down bah, who am I kidding? I'm better than you are
Four places I've lived
- I'm worldly
- But a homeboy
- Hon, what was the name of that city in Canada where we spent the night that one time?
- Thank God in a blue state
Four TV shows I love
- No reality TV
- I'm quirky - but derivative
- I'm a trend-setter
- Except for the fact that I watch TV
Four places I've vacationed
- Remember that part where I could hang with commoners... well forget that
- Europe BAAABBBY
- Never in a red state
- Can I count Europe twice?
Four of my favorite dishes
- Something I can't pronounce
- Something I never really ate, but the IDEA, the idea of the dish spoke to me
- Something from Europe that can only be found in the expensive trendy import shop around the corner
- Not something found in a typical red state super market, or God forbid a Walmart. Ptooie
Four sites I visit daily
- Please don't type foxnews.com
- Please don't type foxnews.com
- Please don't type foxnews.com
- foxnews.com - damn!
Four places I'd rather be right now
- At our favorite little French cafe, remember the one from the magazine ad?
- In a blue state, preferably San Francisco - well, it damn-well ought to be a state
- Somewhere
conspicuous, reading anything with "Manifesto" "Media" or "Conspiracy"
in the title. To help passers-by check out my hipness, extra points for
fabricating a jacket with the title in large print.
- Saving the whales in Europe with ropes made of hemp.
Four bloggers I'm tagging
- Someone who will increase my page rank
- Someone who will increase my hipness
- Someone who validates ME
- Someone who isn't in a red state
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BTW, I had to google "blue state"/"red state", because I didn't know
which was which. You mainlanders are a strange lot, what with your
gang colors an' stuff.