Recently the Discovery channel hosted a "contest" to decide who was the most important American - like ever. I'll keep it short, *spoiler alert* Ronald Reagan won. He beat out lots of great Americans, but Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?!?! WHAT! Are you smoking crack? I tore my hair out in chunks before I realized that the verdict says more about who watches the Whiteychannel than who was the greatest Amercian.