Sometimes I long for a bit of drama in my life, something with which to struggle, a worm, a trojan, or a virus or two. Linux is boring, and I am feeling a bit of guilt for my Microsoft brothers fighting Charlie in the jungles of the third world, while I cool my heals in Canada. I feel this guilt purchasing with impunity online, surfing freely, accessing remotely. Will my conscience ever be free and clear again?
I do feel I should do more for our boys. I should do my duty and get infected by spyware or something, do it for honor, do it for my country.
Show your patriotism and get infected by spyware today! Use Microsoft software!